14th Oct, 2009 "Humiliation Day"

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

(as a anti defamatory measure am not mentioning the name of my friend so i'll write 'hero')

Vipul : "Bro for 2 hours can you go with me to Rajmata, annual func hai n the theme is vry gud"
Shishir : "No dude, xam hai nxt month"
Vipul : "Bhai plz, i know about your exam..it will b nice "
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(Shishir n Vipul were Goin For The R.K.K.G.P.S. Annual Day)
Hero (Calls) : "Hi Shishir"
Shishir : "dude m gettin late, kahi jana hai....baad me baat karta hu"
Hero: "kaha"
Shishir : 'Rajmata jana hai un ka annual day hai, vipul ki sis is performin.."
Hero : 'RAAJMATAAAA, mai bhi chalunga"
shishir : "we dnt hav extra passn n tu padh le 4-5 din me xam hai tera."
Hero : "Chal bye...I will talk to vipul."
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Vipul (sarcastically) : (to Hero ovr phone) "Dekh lo aap, aur kya 1 pass pe teen chal do le le to le le ander, aur to kya nahi to sab wapas aa jayenge"
Shishir : "that will b hit n trial"
Vipul : "ya"
Shishir : "first the bouncer will hit him thn trial chalega us pe"
Vipul(with a frustrated Grin) : "ha ha shishir bhaiya"
Hero: "kya keh raha hai Shishir..??"
Vipul : "k apan ko ander jaane nahi denge agar 1 pass pe 3 gaye to."
Hero : "Heh....us ko bol ren de..as usual bakwass mat kar.....aajao mai bhi chalunga"
Vipul : "Please wear formals...they are a prestigious school"

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We went to his home...he was wearing t shirt and floaters that pissed Vipul off further..
he didnt have a vehicle that time so....
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( 3ppl on 1 activa headed for the Func...)
Bouncer to Shishir : "Welcome Sir, ..plz show ur pass b4 goin in"
Shishir : "Sure"
Hero : "Bhaiya xcuse me...hum 3 jaye kya 1 pass pe"
Bouncer : "Side Me aao idher"
Hero : "Sure"
Bouncer (he kept our pass n said) : " sorry but u all dnt seem from the family, u all will not b allowed no talks further"
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Thats All Folks....nvr been so much humiliated so much....Grrrrrr.....

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6 Reactions

  1. Very Very Good,
    Aur Lagao Bhai jaan Apna Dimag,
    Sabak mil gaya aap ko bhaiya

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  2. haan sabak mil gaya...but who r u dude...mudassar???

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  3. hahahaha..... so much for an annual function...
    kyoon... ????????

    Aur kuch mila nahi timepass karne k liye???

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  4. Mai to jaa bhi nahi raha tha..mujhe frn le ja raha tha...n Vipul n me were interested in the Event only "Aarambh hai prachand"

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  5. dude then tujhe saale aise logo ko laike nahi jaana tha..

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  6. Ha HA Ha......aaise waise log kya koi bhi jata entry nahi milti....btw who is tht..?

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