The R Mart memoir
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Was called by a friend of mine to watch movie in Ashapurna mall, it was decided that we wil meet at 2:40 ie before the movie(3:15), so that we can buy some stuff from the mart.
Razor sharp 2:40(irritated)-"kaha ho, mai 10 min se yaha hu, time ka kuch dhyan hai k nahi yaaar.... aap kab sikhoge..? wo sala ashwin bhi nai aaya hai.......(ph hanged)"
I went 10min late frm the scheduled time.
Me-"abe hall me kya kar raha hai..? Mai aaya utne time me le leta na jo lena hai..."
Friend- "aab k jaisa incorrigible guilt free aadmi nai dekha, matlab no sorry 4 da delay.."
(jst thn Ashwin also arrived)
Shishir-"aare ashwin... agar apan ko r mart me milna ho, n mai late ho jau, then tu as a prudent rational human being kya karega..?"
Ashwin(controlling his laugh)- "jaa k window shopping karunga, lena hoga to le bhi lunga, but bahar dhoop me baith kar logo ko phone pe galia nai sunaunga."
Friend- "Oxford dict ko mai aaj alter kar k incorrigible word ki definition me shishir k baad ashwin bhi add kar dunga....door door...aare stay away from me...bhad me gai movi..."
After movi we went to r mart
Shishir-"le le jo lena tha"
Friend- "actually i hav to buy some toiletries so wnt some privacy.."
Shi to ash- "sala kya tampons use leta hai kya..? "
Ash- "ho sakta hai...tabhi chir chir bhi kar raha hai aaj..."
Frn came back in a jiffy with shampoo n facewash.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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