Run In The Right Direction... Away.

Sunday, February 19, 2017


I joined a gym recently, which I have not done in my life, the main reason being I find fitness freaks crazy and not enjoying the best thing in life beside sleep - FOOD. The gym I joined is named Penguin; they must have seen a guy walking after leg day and bingo...PENGUIN, aayega insaan aur jayega penguin. The health club was made  with all facilities but the footfall was not apt, the reason I choose this particular gym is that I don't like waiting for machines, after its not a Disneyland ride. Because of the low turnout, the trainers are in constant search of personal training.

it was day 15th and I was running on a tredmil, inclined to 10, speed 9, time elapsed 10+ minutes.

Trainer(dnt judge the gym here, he is the worst of all) - "Ye kya kar rahe ho... running se body nahi banti."

Me - "Schedule me aapne he likha hai... wahi kar raha hu... To kya karu."

Trainer - "abhi jamana hai athletic body ka...aaise bhaagte rahoge to body kaise banegi."

Me - "To athletic body... matlab ek athlete jo hota hai...waisi body..kaise banegi...aap smart lagte ho bhaiya...aap batao kaise banegi. "

Trainer - "Personal Training karni padegi kyuki sab kuch aaise ek din me nahi hota... mai weight training karaunga... ye sab running bekar hai aapki.."

Me - "Next month se pakka..(gym change karunga bhai... kya bakwass pel rahe ho.) abhi thora warm up hone do mujhe..."

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