Sapper

I started a furniture-making company and went into the business without having any knowledge of making furniture. Just knew how to sell it. After a month of incorporating the company I was talking to a designer:

Me: "Mr. Juneja the thickness of the wood will be this as my sapper won't be able to process it any thinner."

Juneja ji: "Your what??"

Me: "Sapper sir, it's a woodworking machine."

Juneja Ji: "Oh... you mean SHAPER."

Tanki Turnkey

I am distracted very easily and have attention deficiency syndrome. I have a lot of workload and there are too many calls asking me for turnkey projects, which we don't do.

I got an international call, while I was making a project file.

Me: "We do lots of projects all over the world."

Buyer: "you do Turnkey."

Me: "No we don't do turnkey,  just the loose furniture."

Buyer: "But I want turnkey, so what's your inhibition with turnkey."

Me: "I don't want to send my guys there."

Buyer: "I just want your stuff, don't want your guy man. We have nice good people in Turkey."

And it's where it struck me, he is an importer from Turkey, he didn't want turnkey projects.



Goa me roz sun bhi set ho jaata hai!!!


Nandita our designer was making a console on the Egyptian theme. 


Nandita: "Dekho ye kaisa hai."


Me: "ye to set hai."


Nandita: "Nahi set nahi hua..."


Me: "I mean Horus and Set."


Nandita: "Horus kya?? abhi set karna hai."


Me: "Horus and Set are Egyptian Gods."

What The Fogg???



One of my very dear friend Ketan came to visit me, we were strolling in the market. Ketan was out to buy a charger.
I am an inquisitive guy, saw a small bottle, I always love mints and this was spray mint... took it and pumped in my mouth 3-4 times, without giving it a thought. The next thing that happened was my brain was fogged for like 5-6 seconds. My throat and tongue went bizarre and was yukky yukk feeling, I saw the label it said 'fogg'; I wondered when did fogg make a mint spray and that too with bat piss crazy taste.

I came out of the car puking and running to Ketan,

Me : "Ye kya spray mint k naam pe dhoka rakkha hai *******"

Ketan : "arre paga ho gaye ho kya... paaki piyo, ulti karo... "


WHAT THE FOGG.... The taste lasted for 3-4 hours at least.

The Making



I was all born a blank sheet,
I am what was filled,
All the forces were external,
All the resistance was me,

My wounds were tender,
The scratches are new,
But I’ve asked for a tougher back,
God has grasped the cue,

I could go ahead and whine,
Or claim what is mine,
The difference is attitude,
You may say that I’m rude,

I’ve just sowed the seeds,
Early for the fruits to ripe,
I have blood in my sweat,
Am not entitled enough for a wipe.
- Shishir

Its My Life

This is what that is going on my life, my happy/ sad memories... At times Its what my mind muses and purges out as poetry when its not thinking anything what it is forced to think!!!

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