I started a furniture-making company and went into the business without having any knowledge of making furniture. Just knew how to sell it. After a month of incorporating the company I was talking to a designer:

Me: "Mr. Juneja the thickness of the wood will be this as my sapper won't be able to process it any thinner."

Juneja ji: "Your what??"

Me: "Sapper sir, it's a woodworking machine."

Juneja Ji: "Oh... you mean SHAPER."

I am distracted very easily and have attention deficiency syndrome. I have a lot of workload and there are too many calls asking me for turnkey projects, which we don't do.

I got an international call, while I was making a project file.

Me: "We do lots of projects all over the world."

Buyer: "you do Turnkey."

Me: "No we don't do turnkey,  just the loose furniture."

Buyer: "But I want turnkey, so what's your inhibition with turnkey."

Me: "I don't want to send my guys there."

Buyer: "I just want your stuff, don't want your guy man. We have nice good people in Turkey."

And it's where it struck me, he is an importer from Turkey, he didn't want turnkey projects.

One of my very dear friend Ketan came to visit me, we were strolling in the market. Ketan was out to buy a charger.
I am an inquisitive guy, saw a small bottle, I always love mints and this was spray mint... took it and pumped in my mouth 3-4 times, without giving it a thought. The next thing that happened was my brain was fogged for like 5-6 seconds. My throat and tongue went bizarre and was yukky yukk feeling, I saw the label it said 'fogg'; I wondered when did fogg make a mint spray and that too with bat piss crazy taste.

I came out of the car puking and running to Ketan,

Me : "Ye kya spray mint k naam pe dhoka rakkha hai *******"

Ketan : "arre paga ho gaye ho kya... paaki piyo, ulti karo... "


WHAT THE FOGG.... The taste lasted for 3-4 hours at least.