Thunder!!!






 A friend Garv Malik posted: "Lighting expert plz message karo, Bangalore me(for shoot)"


Me(always in trolling mood): I wish I was in Bangalore; also, I wish I was a lighting expert. But you can ask Thor, he is a lightning expert...I guess that's the same thing!!!"

Shit Man!!!

funny

 


When you realize that your name is shit, coz your typing is shit coz you were not focusing on work, but shit. Shit shit shit!!!!

Sapper

I started a furniture-making company and went into the business without having any knowledge of making furniture. Just knew how to sell it. After a month of incorporating the company I was talking to a designer:

Me: "Mr. Juneja the thickness of the wood will be this as my sapper won't be able to process it any thinner."

Juneja ji: "Your what??"

Me: "Sapper sir, it's a woodworking machine."

Juneja Ji: "Oh... you mean SHAPER."

Tanki Turnkey

I am distracted very easily and have attention deficiency syndrome. I have a lot of workload and there are too many calls asking me for turnkey projects, which we don't do.

I got an international call, while I was making a project file.

Me: "We do lots of projects all over the world."

Buyer: "you do Turnkey."

Me: "No we don't do turnkey,  just the loose furniture."

Buyer: "But I want turnkey, so what's your inhibition with turnkey."

Me: "I don't want to send my guys there."

Buyer: "I just want your stuff, don't want your guy man. We have nice good people in Turkey."

And it's where it struck me, he is an importer from Turkey, he didn't want turnkey projects.



Goa me roz sun bhi set ho jaata hai!!!


Nandita our designer was making a console on the Egyptian theme. 


Nandita: "Dekho ye kaisa hai."


Me: "ye to set hai."


Nandita: "Nahi set nahi hua..."


Me: "I mean Horus and Set."


Nandita: "Horus kya?? abhi set karna hai."


Me: "Horus and Set are Egyptian Gods."

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