Random Joke. Which made me laugh like crazy. Actually, it's not at all funny, you have to be there for some jokes innit.

Me: "Deepaaaak tu MARR JA SAALE.."

Ketan: "Marr to ye jaata... Yamraj lene bhi aaye the... is bhai ne OTP he nahi diya."

It's an old story; circa 2017

We were setting up an office, and I wanted a non-generic phone for my EPBX. The ones that were supposed to come with the machine were too tacky, so I went to a famous shop in Jodhpur called Baheti Electronics.

मी : "भैया, बीटल का फ़ोन मिल जाएगा क्या?"

बाहेती : "नहीं भैया, नहीं रखते, अब पूछो ये मेरे पीछे क्या रक्खे है इतने सारे।"

Guy: "Why didn't you convert???? It's been long."

Me: "Coz I didn't get enough rice bro.."

Guy: "Bro that's like WTF... demeaning and insulting to me."

Me: "Mmmm... I just forgot that... Thomas am sharing the file in a while."

Note: Thanks to Samay Raina, I can publicly share this joke. We all should have some sense of humor and we should learn to take a joke.

कई पतंगे एक ही छत से पेंच लड़ा रही थी ,

‘वो काटा’ का शोर ना था, 

सुलझाने में मांझा और उलझ गया, 

बेताबी में कोनसा काम कामिल होता है |

 We friends were wandering; a friend's phone died.

Me: "Take the power bank."

Tarun: "Thnx bro.."

Me: "You may keep it, its expendable."

Prateek: "kyu isme 128gb ka card lag jayega kya???"

Me: "Brooooo.... Expendable not expandable."