While visiting the local grocery store ‘Fresh & Green’ to buy some groceries, I called Papa to clarify my doubts...

Me: Papa… Bel kaise lu?

Papa: Tu giraftaar ho Chuka hai k anticipatory bail leni hai?

Me: Papa Bel leni hai, sharbat banana k liye.

Papa: Wahi mujhe laga k kya hua achanak Se…

Bel is a fruit, called as wood apple. I laughed a lot, but was stunned to realise he was so casual on me getting jail time… I mean like…