While visiting the local grocery store ‘Fresh & Green’ to buy some groceries, I called Papa to clarify my doubts...

Me: Papa… Bel kaise lu?

Papa: Tu giraftaar ho Chuka hai k anticipatory bail leni hai?

Me: "Papa Bel leni hai, sharbat banana k liye."

Papa: "Wahi mujhe laga k kya hua achanak Se…"

Bel is a fruit, named wood apple. I laughed a lot, but was stunned to realise he was so casual about me getting jail time… I mean like…