An Australian client came to visit. He was checking our chair collection:

Client (let's call him Mike): "So what type of wood do we use?"

Me: "This will be acacia wood. Rosewood is banned, just FYI."

Mike: "So is the acacia wood good? As in, will it work in Australia, and do people opt for Acacia.. am a tad skeptical... First time to India, never heard of Acacia."

Me: "So I might be saving this incident for an Aussie, just like you, my good sir. It's actually a what goes around comes back around... a boomerang joke... so, my friend Deepak Arora bought a boomerang from Australia, turns out it was made in Jodhpur, guess what...... it was acacia."

Mike: "So, it has a market in Australia.. but for Indian tourists... that's what you mean."