I went to buy a water bottle for my gym class.

Shopkeeper: "Sir ye dekhiye Stanlay ki bottle, ye abhi market me kaafi chal rahi hai."

Me : "Kitne ki hai."

Shopkeeper: "7500 ki hai sir."

Me: "Itne me to gym bag, kapde aur gloves aa jyenge."

Shopkeeper: "Sir, abhi ek case hua tha, car jal gayi thi, is bottle ko kuch nahi hua."

Me: "Bhai, car jal jayegi to mai bottle bacha k kya karunga?"