Detox 60

60 Day ad hox program for decluttering and detoxification of my life.  (Will Update Day by day in same post) There will be days in which only thing i have to do is smile all day and compliment people.




Day 1 - Hustle or die (11th Aug, 2017)
We humans identify our wants easily, we fail to identify what needs to be done to get that. Also there is maintenance, you need efforts to maintain what you have build. Instead of making list of goals, make list of efforts. Reverse engineer your goal, start with being a good human being and keep your karma clean.
Hustle or die.

Outcome - Identified what has to be done. Day was success.
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Day 2 - Spam Control (12th Aug, 2017)
Today I will leave the whatsapp group that brings no joy to me, all those good morning good night groups that eat up the data and eat up the mind. I had 8 blogs, going to delete most of them. Will take time to 'mark as spam' to all mails that clutter my space.

Outcome - Did that in first 2 hours, and it will probably save my 15-20 mins daily, beside the time it will save me from the irritation. Success.
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Day 3 - Hustle or die (13th Aug, 2017)
Marketing is what drives the business, today I will mail and address as many clients as I can, so as when they open their email on Monday, 1st mail is mine. 

Outcome - Tapped all I can via whatsapp. My fingers are paining writing emails. And I am very happy. I did a lot today.

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Day 4 - Hustle or die (14th Aug, 2017)
When the purpose is drowning a man does not ask for dry clothes. Lets drown in work today leaving behind every thought that can bring slightest distraction.  14 hours non stop work. I don't care what emergency come out.

Outcome - Woke up at 5:30, 6 am i started working, I guess till 10pm I was on work. Did not waste more than half hr today.
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Day 5 - Day Wasted (15th Aug, 2017)
Some useless memories clouded my mind, did nothing substantial, kinda wasted day.
Outcome - Did regular work, nothing great.
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Day 6 - "Thank You." - Mr. O.C.D. (16th Aug, 2017)


Air, Water, Dust and leeches find there way, I own factories where furniture is manufactured. All 4 things create havoc for me. The plan is to stop the decay and loss by all 4 elements, will look again into cost sheet and areas of small losses, which are generally overlooked by me.

Outcome

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Day 7 -  (17th Aug, 2017)
A clean office table means a cluttered drawer. Lets open every drawer every section of the office and rearrange every thing. This means less clutter, more organisation, OCD gets a lot of stuff to eat, I will now know where the things are.

Messenger Of God


Was sitting with a friend, discussing about my stupid life choices, his friend came.

Patel : "Bhai nayi shop kholi hai..."

Me : "Pics dikha."

He showed me the pics.

Me : "Ye buddha ki statue k peeche ka frame is in Saagwaan?"

Patel : "Nahi sunmica hai... Saagwaan is costly. Baki dekha, mai Jaini nahi hu, fir bhi Jainiyo k bhagwan buddha ki statue lagai hai."

Me : "Mahaveer Swami."

Patel : "Swamiyo ki mai nahi lagata... Museum thori hai."

Me : "Burma teak ki kya rate hai?"

Patel : "Bhai log bhikari hai...burma teak ki rate sun k dimag kharab ho jaata hai... Ghana Teak ya max CP teak."

Me : "Badhiya hai bhai."

15, Yemen Road, Yemen


If I had a aath-aana for every time a female said me "I don't deserve you, you deserve someone better in your life.", I will have enough to turn a premium hand rolled cuban into ashes and will still left with enough to buy some mints. 


We all want love in our life. We all crave for someone who loves us the way we wanted to be loved, we all seek attention and want all of it from that one person. But its very common phenomenon to get irked by the person who fulfils it. Its surely not a crime, its human psychology.

Human mind works in most bizarre ways. We count the humane side of Osama, "Osama my dear was a very good dad, he was so learned... like a scholar." But, we will look into side effects and negative side when we feel that things are almost perfect, we tend to ignore the 'perfect' and focus on the 'almost'. A tiny black spot on a white shirt is seen.

Don't know why, but its ok, thats how life is and thats how people are. We must learn to live with it and try not to do these things when we are at giving end.

Last Bench Association



This is an old memory, dates back to 2010 I guess, we were at tuitions and some people from some computer class came to advertise there classes there...

They had just began to speak - 

Trainer - "So we will start the demo, anyone with a query can raise their hand like a gentleman, and he will be answered."

after 20 seconds I raised my hand, I was sitting somewhere at 2nd last bench...

Trainer(Taking me as a disturbance) - "We have just started, just wait for some time."

after 20 seconds of that I raised my hand again... That guy ignored me in royal manner.

I raised my hand again after 10-15 seconds.

Trainer - "We have just started sir, can you please wait for sometime all your queries will be answered."

Me - "But I just wanted to say that your voice is inaudible here, can you please speak little louder?"

Everyone laughed... he scrolled to first slide.

Being Particular



I have a reputation for being particular & specific. Which I guess is a good thing, however at time it's annoying. I have friends who are just opposite of this.

Ankit : "Bhai mujhe office k liye table chahiye."

Me : "Kya size chahiye tujhe, and kis type ki chahiye?"

Ankit : "Tu to de de jaisi bhi ho, bas badhiya ho."

Me : "Bhai, with drawer without drawer, top size 5 by 3 ya 4 by 2, badhiya ka matlab to subjective hai..kuch to batayega na."

Frnd : "Arre tu kisko bol raha hai... ye pagal hai faltu baaten karta rehta hai... Ye kaisa wo kaisa, iska dimag he kharab hai, seedha de de na, technical kyu ho raha hai."

Me : "Bro preferences hoti hai, mai banwa dunga fir kya matlab."

Friend : "Aree tu jaane de, doosro lo correct karna n detail me jana yahi tera kaam hai....chor tujh se nahi hoga, haan to mai kya bol raha tha, to Thailand me mujhe club me jo boxer hota hai na us ne nikal diya."

Me : "Bouncer."

Friend : "Kya?"


Me : "Mai bol raha tha boxer khathatnaak hote hai club me."

Its My Life

This is what that is going on my life, my happy/ sad memories... At times Its what my mind muses and purges out as poetry when its not thinking anything what it is forced to think!!!

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