How to Get Discounts???


Buyer : "Dude there is any way I can get this chair for less than 14,000 rupees?"

Me : "Certainly...there is..."

Buyer : "How.. plz plz plzzz tell."

Me : "if I sell you a broken chair."

Buyer : "Bro... No jokes plz... tell me plz."

In my defence, he is a repeat customer and we are like friends...

Messenger Of God


Was sitting with a friend, discussing about my stupid life choices, his friend came.

Patel : "Bhai nayi shop kholi hai..."

Me : "Pics dikha."

He showed me the pics.

Me : "Ye buddha ki statue k peeche ka frame is in Saagwaan?"

Patel : "Nahi sunmica hai... Saagwaan is costly. Baki dekha, mai Jaini nahi hu, fir bhi Jainiyo k bhagwan buddha ki statue lagai hai."

Me : "Mahaveer Swami."

Patel : "Swamiyo ki mai nahi lagata... Museum thori hai."

Me : "Burma teak ki kya rate hai?"

Patel : "Bhai log bhikari hai...burma teak ki rate sun k dimag kharab ho jaata hai... Ghana Teak ya max CP teak."

Me : "Badhiya hai bhai."

15, Yemen Road, Yemen


If I had a aath-aana for every time a female said me "I don't deserve you, you deserve someone better in your life.", I will have enough to turn a premium hand rolled cuban into ashes and will still left with enough to buy some mints. 


We all want love in our life. We all crave for someone who loves us the way we wanted to be loved, we all seek attention and want all of it from that one person. But its very common phenomenon to get irked by the person who fulfils it. Its surely not a crime, its human psychology.

Human mind works in most bizarre ways. We count the humane side of Osama, "Osama my dear was a very good dad, he was so learned... like a scholar." But, we will look into side effects and negative side when we feel that things are almost perfect, we tend to ignore the 'perfect' and focus on the 'almost'. A tiny black spot on a white shirt is seen.

Don't know why, but its ok, thats how life is and thats how people are. We must learn to live with it and try not to do these things when we are at giving end.

Last Bench Association



This is an old memory, dates back to 2010 I guess, we were at tuitions and some people from some computer class came to advertise there classes there...

They had just began to speak - 

Trainer - "So we will start the demo, anyone with a query can raise their hand like a gentleman, and he will be answered."

after 20 seconds I raised my hand, I was sitting somewhere at 2nd last bench...

Trainer(Taking me as a disturbance) - "We have just started, just wait for some time."

after 20 seconds of that I raised my hand again... That guy ignored me in royal manner.

I raised my hand again after 10-15 seconds.

Trainer - "We have just started sir, can you please wait for sometime all your queries will be answered."

Me - "But I just wanted to say that your voice is inaudible here, can you please speak little louder?"

Everyone laughed... he scrolled to first slide.

Being Particular



I have a reputation for being particular & specific. Which I guess is a good thing, however at time it's annoying. I have friends who are just opposite of this.

Ankit : "Bhai mujhe office k liye table chahiye."

Me : "Kya size chahiye tujhe, and kis type ki chahiye?"

Ankit : "Tu to de de jaisi bhi ho, bas badhiya ho."

Me : "Bhai, with drawer without drawer, top size 5 by 3 ya 4 by 2, badhiya ka matlab to subjective hai..kuch to batayega na."

Frnd : "Arre tu kisko bol raha hai... ye pagal hai faltu baaten karta rehta hai... Ye kaisa wo kaisa, iska dimag he kharab hai, seedha de de na, technical kyu ho raha hai."

Me : "Bro preferences hoti hai, mai banwa dunga fir kya matlab."

Friend : "Aree tu jaane de, doosro lo correct karna n detail me jana yahi tera kaam hai....chor tujh se nahi hoga, haan to mai kya bol raha tha, to Thailand me mujhe club me jo boxer hota hai na us ne nikal diya."

Me : "Bouncer."

Friend : "Kya?"


Me : "Mai bol raha tha boxer khathatnaak hote hai club me."

Its My Life

This is what that is going on my life, my happy/ sad memories... At times Its what my mind muses and purges out as poetry when its not thinking anything what it is forced to think!!!

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