CA Classes, where I wasted my parents money

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CONTEXT - 
1. Matt Finish was the name of a hot girl at tuition.
2. It was a CA coaching class.

Rahul : "bata 2008-09 me bijli kyu nahi ja rahi."

 Dev : "kyu..??"

 Rahul : "kyuki ye current year hai."(as per income tax act)

 Shishir : "And i thought my jokes are bad."

 Dev : "At least compose ur own dilogs."

 Amit : "abe compose to song hota hai...dilog nahi chu****"

 Shishir : "ye batao first bench pe ye kaun hai."

 Rahul : "abe panchayati waha mat dekh..mar ja kutte."

 Shishir : "Akshay.....aage jagah khali hai kya tere pass...."

 Akshay : "Aap k liye kar dunga aa jao...matt finish..???"

 Shishir : "yep matt finish...he he."

 Rahul : "Saale sab pata hai kyu ja raha hai.”

 Shishir : "abe aage baith k padhai acchi hoti hai yaar, is liye ja raha hu...lallu.”
- at EXCEL Academy, Jodhpur

Reporting like a pro (April 20th, 2008)

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Shishir : (with a newspaper in hand as mic ) "गौर से देखिये इस चेहरे को ये इस शहर का सबसे दुर्दांत आतंकवादी है" (zubin hideing his face coz anang tatia had a cam in his hand)

 Anang : (Pointing towards kapil) "aur ye unka crime partner"

 Shishir : "इन दोनों ने मिल कर आज तक साढे तीन मुर्गियों का अपरहण किया है....और 5-5 रुपये की फिरोती ले कर छोर भी दिया है, देखिये किस तरह से अपना मुह छुपा रहे है, कैमरामेन अनंग की साथ रिपोर्टर शिशिर "
- In Train

March to Mt. Abu (March 21st, 2008)

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Happy : "wo dekho wo he road hai shayad..jaha se apan aaye hai"

 Anang : "Shishir...shishir...shishir....le na pic...mobile kis liye haath me lia hai"

 Shishir : "sportz mode pe hai na cam..??....aare kya khari zehar pic aayi hai"

 Kapil Gu. : "khara zehar"

 Anang : "khara zehar"

 Zubin : "Bitter Poisen"

 (Every body laughs, driver stops the car)

 Kapil Gu. : "Wo dekho nadi ya jo bhi hai waha"

 Zubin : "cam me aayegi he nahi"

 Kapil Gu. : "apni aakho se to dekh sakte ho gadho...cam cam ro rahe ho"

 - Way bac to Abu road from Mount Abu

While playin cricket at Tatia Mention- March 10th, 2009

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(While playing cricket at Anang's garden, where the place is small for taking run up, also the pitch aint normal size.)

 Jimmi : "Yaar itna paav bahar to chalta hai"

 Zubin : "nahi chalta, waise tere bare me blogs me padha hua hai ki tu tez bowler, aur acadmi me tera naam k aage fast bowler likha hai"

 Jimmi : "Thora Aage karo crease, Speed nahi ho rahi"

 Zubin : "Speed nahi aa rahi to port change kar de, aare kisi ne suna nahi maine dilog bola(publicity ka bhooka saala)"

 Jimmi : "aage karo line, mere se to bowling nahi ho rahi"

 Zubin : "sale china hai kya, border aage karo border aage karo ki rat lagaye baitha hai"

 Shishir : "bol raha hai to kar do aage hoga to maza bhi aayega"

 Zubin : "Shishir yaar beech me mat kar yaar"

 Montu : "kapil mobile rakh yaar ye public park nahi hai, maach"

 Zubin : "jimmi placement pe dhyan rakh, paryapt jagah hai, easily ho jayegi"

 Bunty : "khud ka placement hua nahi, doosro ki panchayati kar raha hai"

Sheldon Cooper

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Shishir : "aaj kal jitender kafi logo se baat kar raha hai..?? I've seen on orkut."

 Ashwin : "abe us ko circle badne se jyada scrap badhne ki kushi hai..."

- Via SMS

(Have updated the title, as now we call him Sheldon Cooper.)

I Have Problem For Every Solution

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Random Memory…

Sonu : "Movies de yaar kab se mang raha hu."

 Shishir : "Print out nikal k du kya..?? Pen drive le aur aa k lele bawa."

 Sonu (after 2 dayz) : "main tera bag nahi laa paaya so tu mujhe movies nahi de raha.....ha ha ....bt hum hi angrezo ke jamane k jailor hai...........peecha nahi chodenge...ha ha.............. "

 Shishir : "Champu email karu kya movies....aa to sahi"

 - Face to Face

Always Respect Alma Mater

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Aman Deep(During farewell at DPS Jodhpur, while standing at the podium) - "At Saint Pauls we didn't have much to learn , When we came to DPS we got to learn many things."

I am a shy guy, and avoid attention at all cost but here i jumped at the podium immediately after Aman) - "Is ko khane peene se fursat mile to seekhega na, Saint Pauls was very nice school, even DPS is also, but yaar shame on you... how can you criticise ur old school in front of so much gathering."

Aman(Shouting) - "Tujhe hurt hua bhai sorry."

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