When We Pulled Vipul

Monday, December 14, 2009



Vipul (The Regular customer of shayaries of few unknwn artists, including me ) texted me n ashwin a 2.5 liner -

''padh likh ke bada hoke, tu ek kitaab kikhna.....apne sawalo ka, tu khud hi jawaab likhna.....''

Ashwin Replied - "kitaab mein mere jawaabon pe jo sawal uthenge, unka jawab dene k liye kya tere pootey  kitaab likhenge."

Shishir replied - "for those with gf - 'tu buddha hoke ek kitaab likhna....apne kharcho ka tu hisaab likhna."

Vipul 2 Ashwin - "Maaf kar do wapas kuch bhi likhne ko nahi kahunga.."

Vipul 2 Shishir - "you should hav spared this one."

Shishir Replied - "I must hav sprayed this one, coz its a nice graffiti."

Ashwin Replied  - "Teri ye majaal?? teri maafi se uthe bawal, wo bawaal hain ek misaal, misaal ki ada he hai kamaal............is misaal ke bawaal ki ye majaal k fir inse uthe sawaal."


Vipul 2 Ashwin : "Siddarth Basu ko phone kar diya hai wo free me javab dega, mai apna matha peet peet k marne wala hu, uthavne me aa jana, jis insaan k karan mujhe itni zillat sehni padi hai us ka naam hai Anand Bakshi, am filling a posthumous petition against him for character assassination n invoking suicide, I want you to be my witness."

Vipul To Shishir - "Aap logo ne mera rape kar diya, mai marna chahta hu aab."

Ashwin 2 Shishir - "aaj maine vipul ko sim pe tala aur wo halke bhoore rang ka ho gaya."

Shishir to Ashwin - "tabhi yaar maine kuch nahi kiya to bhi wo aaj kuch jyada pagal lag raha tha."

WePull S.haaah...........(Post Sms Era)

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