When We Pulled Vipul

Monday, December 14, 2009

Vipul (The Regular customer of Shayaries of a few unknown artists, including me ) texted me n ashwin a 2.5 liner -

''Padh likh ke bada hoke, tu ek kitaab kikhna.....apne sawalo ka, tu khud hi jawaab likhna.....''

Ashwin replied: "kitaab mein mere jawaabon pe jo sawal uthenge, unka jawab dene k liye kya tere pootey kitaab likhenge."

Shishir replied: "For those with gf - 'tu buddha hoke ek kitaab likhna....apne kharcho ka tu hisaab likhna."

Vipul 2 Ashwin: "Maaf kar do wapas kuch bhi likhne ko nahi kahunga."

Vipul 2 Shishir: "You should have spared this one."

Shishir replied: "I must have sprayed this one, coz it's a nice graffiti."

Ashwin Replied:

"Teri ye majaal??

teri maafi se uthe bawal,

wo bawaal hain ek misaal,

misaal ki ada he hai kamaal,

is misaal ke bawaal ki ye majaal,

k fir inse uthe sawaal."

Vipul 2 Ashwin: "Siddarth Basu ko phone kar diya hai, wo free me javab dega. Mai apna matha peet peet k marne wala hu. Uthavne me aa jana. Jis insaan k karan mujhe itni zillat sehni padi hai, us ka naam hai Anand Bakshi. I am filing a posthumous petition against him for character assassination and for inciting suicide. I want you to be my witness."

Vipul To Shishir: "Aap logo ne mera rape kar diya, mai marna chahta hu aab."

Ashwin 2 Shishir: "Aaj maine Vipul ko sim pe tala aur wo halke bhoore rang ka ho gaya."

Shishir to Ashwin: "Tabhi yaar maine kuch nahi kiya to bhi wo aaj kuch jyada pagal lag raha tha."