Hello Reception
Sunday, May 16, 2010
While auditing a real estate company. I was sitting in their conference room and was doing vouching with Akshay. It was their first year of operation. The accountant had ruined the accounts, and I was getting irritated. Was going repeatedly to his office to call him. At the same time, we were calling higher authorities for help. We have to dial 0 from their phone to get the dial tone.
Accountant: "Sir, ye phone rakkha hai, 101 is direct to my desk, 102 is to the manager, 100 is for reception, pani n refreshment mangane ho to reception pe call kar dena."
After an hour or so, we were damn frustrated coz we called the reception 4-5 times for water, and they were not sending it, don't know why.
Akshay: "Yaar ye karo na call, n jhaad k bolo saale ko."
Shishir: "Hello, aare yaar paani bhejo na yaar jaldi, kitni baar bolna padta hai tum logo ko."
Reception: "Kaun bol raha hai?"
Shishir: "Aare auditor bol raha hu."
Reception: "Kaha ho?"
Shishir(totally pissed off): "Aare conference hall me hai, ek min me paani ander bhej do nahi to..."
Reception: "Dekh londey, tu jo bhi hai, pani wani pata nahi tujhe jaroor ander bhej dunga, 100 pe control room phone kar k bakwass mat karne ka matlab jaanta hai."
I kept down the phone, saying sorry, I had grossly mistaken by dialing '0' (dial tone) and then dialing 100, and not dialing the reception.
Shishir to Akshay - "Yaar 101 pe dial kar k paani ka bolta to wo log fire brigade bhej dete. Shitt man."
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