The R Mart memoir
Sunday, October 31, 2010
We friends, planned to watch a movie at Ashapurna Mall. It was decided that we would meet at 2:40 P.M., i.e., before the movie(3:15. We all wanted to buy some stuff from the mart.
Vipul called me, razor sharp at 2:40, in a very irritated tone.
Vipul called me, razor sharp at 2:40, in a very irritated tone.
Vipul: "Kaha ho, mai 10 min se yaha hu, time ka kuch dhyan hai k nahi yaaar.... aap kab sikhoge..? wo sala ashwin bhi nai aaya hai.......(phone hung up)."
I reached 10 minutes late from the scheduled time.
Me: "Abe hall me kya kar raha hai..? Mai aaya, utne time me le leta na jo lena hai."
Vipul: "Aab k jaisa incorrigible guilt free aadmi nai dekha, matlab no sorry for the delay."
(just then, Ashwin also arrived)
Shishir: "Aare Ashwin. Agar apan ko R mart me milna ho, aur mai late ho jau, fir tu as a prudent rational human being kya karega?"
Ashwin(controlling his laugh: "Jaa k window shopping karunga, lena hoga to le bhi lunga, but bahar dhoop me baith kar logo ko phone pe galia nai sunaunga."
Vipul: "Oxford dictionary ko mai aaj alter kar k incorrigible word ki definition me shishir k baad ashwin bhi add kar dunga. Door door ... Aare, stay away from me. Bhad me gai movi."
After the movie, we went to the R Mart
Shishir:"le le jo lena tha."
Vipul: "Actually, I have to buy some toiletries, so I want some privacy."
Shishir to Ashwil: "Sala kya tampons use leta hai kya..? "
Ashwin: "Ho sakta hai... Tabhi chir chir bhi kar raha hai aaj normal se jyada."
Vipul came back in a jiffy with shampoo and a facewash.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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