Siri I Love You
Friday, June 02, 2017
We were in between a night out, and food was ordered from a new app called 'eaton'. Somehow, the topic of Google vs. Apple surfaced. Now this topic is never ending. Apple users have one size fits all answer ready with them: "Apple to apple hai bhai".... We thought, let's settle this argument in a more grown up way. We tested siri n google assistant.
Shashank: "Ok Google...call Dominos."
Google Assistant: "Calling dominos."
Shashank: "Bitch, my phone doesn't have the number of dominos Jodhpur.... it searched on the net and dialed."
Me: "Hey Siri... call Dominos Jodhpur."
Siri: "Sorry, you don't have any contacts by that name."
Shashank smirked, folded his hands, and looked up like he devised this AI shit.
Me: "Hey Siri, is Shashank a chutiya?"
Siri: "Yes, he is."
We all burst into laughter..... it was proved that apple to apple hai bhai.
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