Life if not always smooth, at times its like a zig zag road, I was locked in my Chembur working late at 12:20am, was in mood of creating another Pearl Harbor or Bomb a bay; a Kala Ghoda was running my my mental Fort. I got pinged by my friend Pallavi... Aur mai uska Boisar kha gaya..HAHAHAHAHA (Evil Laugh)

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Pallavi : "Don't talk to me."

Me : "Why... the nation wants to know, janta jawaab chahti hai Malad."

Pallavi : "I said don't talk to me."

Me : "Mu Goregaon, aur dil kala, tera mujh se pada hai pala...Batana padega, aap hume Andheri me nahi rakh sakti."

Pallavi : "😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 Get out of my whatsapp"

Me : "Get out?? matlab jao?? tumne apne Churchgate se mujhe bahar nikal diya?"

Pallavi: "🐙"

Me : "To aab mai tumhare liye Nalasopara ka octopus hu? kehna kya chahti ho?"

Pallavi : "Nahi tu mere liye Bandra 🐵🐵🐵 hai."

Me : "Maine tumko PrabhaDevi samjha, tumne mujhe Bandra bana diya."

Pallavi : "😑😒😒😓😔😔"

Me : "Thane me band kar dunga tumko, maine bhi Ghatkopar ka paani piya hai. I always Vashi good for you, aur tumne mere dimag ka Dahisar kar diya hai...Itna kyu Khaar kha k baithi ho mujh pe...ek Lohkhandwala utha k Matunga, Mu ka Mulund ho jayega.. Chal aab Gussa thook k Kurla kar le.."

Pallavi : "Bhaikhala se pitwa dungi bakwass band kar de Shishirrrrrr..."