We were standing outside the E-Square cinema, and it was hot and humid. Anish wanted to withdraw some amount from the ATM, so we went towards the in-house Citibank kiosk.  Anish, Sheetal, and I went inside.

Chokidar: "Sir, sir sir...ek time me ek."

Anish: "Aare kya bhaiya bhool gaye hamara to joint account hai."

Chokidar(almost in shock): "Mana hai sir, mana hai, ek jana nikalo paisa."

Anish (fake slow single tone laugh): "Ha ha ha ha...kya bhaiya bhool gaye (pokes the guard in the stomach)...password ka ek isko yaad hai, n ek mujhe ek isko...n jo wo 4th number hai wo teeno ko pata hai....sath me rehna jaroori hai....samjho(pokes again)."

Chokidar (jumping on every poke): "Bhaiya wo bank wale chillayenge na, camera laga hai."

Anish: "Heh heh heh..to aap camere me ladkiya dekhte ho, chant ho, lugai nahi hai tumhari....chalo paisa nikalne do...bank walo ko mai dekh lunga."

Chokidar (after 10 minutes we were inside for the AC): "Arrre aab ho gaya to niklo na sir ji."

Shishir: "Bhaiya ye kya laga rakkha hai...tameez nahi hai bank walo me 4th number hai 10...mujhe das minute ho gaye dhoondhte hue...is number ka button nahi hai..."

Chokidar and ppl standing out laughed, and it was showtime, the movie sucked.

P.S.: Karma does exist.